What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...