The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...