Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Extra Office Work
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...