Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...