Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...