If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...