Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...