You know you’re Middle Aged if…
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The Feline Diet
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To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....