Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....