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|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
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A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...