Modems beat women
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Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve