The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...