Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...