Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...