La Machine
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4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...