If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...