Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....