Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...