Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...