The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
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The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
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Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...