Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...