Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...