How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...