A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...