Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...