Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
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Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...