Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Lease nuclear weapons
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Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...