A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...