What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon