What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...