Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...