My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!