Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...