Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Ya gotta love dem Cajuns
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...