Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...