Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...