I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...