The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Some years ago
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The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Arriving in Heaven
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Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...