Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...