If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...