You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...