How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Sodom village gone
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...