It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...