Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...