Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....