A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...