insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...