One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...