Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...