What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!