Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...