Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...