Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...