WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...